Your 2017 Sexy Male Calendar Dreams Have Just Come True (If You're Into Muscular French Farmers That Is)

Your 2017 Sexy Male Calendar Dreams Have Just Come True (If You're Into Muscular French Farmers That Is)
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You know what would have made your 2016 suck a little less -- If everyday you looked at a calendar and saw one of these wildly hot French farmers. Not only would you start your day with a dreamy smile, nothing would be able to get you down because if someone annoyed you, you could just starting dreaming about how gorgeous these fellas are. It may even convince you get on Farmers Only so you could find your own farmer to get muddy with. So make your 2017 a little better and get yourself one of these calendars. *wipes drool*

The Cover

The Cover

This cover makes you wonder what would happen if his pants came down just a little lower.

Pigs Are For More Than Bacon

Pigs Are For More Than Bacon

The only time in your life you wished you were a pig — you would be the happiest pig and proud of it.

Hear Me Neigh

Hear Me Neigh

Hold us like you hold that horse, please. And also, just unzip a little further and we'll be good for a ride.

Overalls Made THE Comeback

Overalls Made THE Comeback

Do you need help buttoning *coughs unbuttoning* those overalls? Or someone to wipe your sweat while you work on those crops? Or someone to plough the field with? We can help with all of these!

Look At All That Beef

Look At All That Beef

Mmm, would you like it rare or well done? We'll take it served on a platter any way you like.

Time To Get Clean

Time To Get Clean

Did you get a little dirty today? Let us clean you up, we are especially handsy — oops, we meant handy.

Walk Me

Walk Me

Who needs a dog when we're willing to jump on you, lick you, and be completely loyal all in exchange for playing with us and petting us. We're much better at catching balls, too.

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